Vol. 3 Issue 19 -- Feb 6, 2000

Football Happenings
(or, "The fat lady is singing")

Final Words for the 1999 FBH season

  Kids, thanks to your participation, 1999 was a very successful campaign for our group.  Whether it was the last campaign of the millenium, I really can’t say.  Debate on the subject still rages, what with those who can count maintaining (with mathematical accuracy) that the new millenium should begin on January 1, 2001.  However, I recently heard that our popular calendar is actually a few years behind schedule thanks to a Roman bureaucrat who “fudged” his figures during a revision centuries ago, so apparently, the new millenium and the 21st century actually began in the mid to late 1990’s.  Anyhoo, on to the important stuff…

Hats off to Mikey “Almond” Joyce:
1999 Football Happenings Champion!

 Mikey prevailed over Todd “Speilberg” Meyer in a grueling overtime that took three weeks to decide, carrying the hopes of FBH zealots by maintaining a non-home-team-default strategy.

 Here are a few words from our new Champeen: 

 Esteemed Commishy and AssyCommishy: 

 How did things pan out last week?  I know I went 1-1 (left message with Roy on Sunday morning), but do not know if others took the home teams.  If they did, I should be in the money!  But more importantly, I am an FBH Champion!!!!!!

 Don't worry . . . I haven't made an FBH Champion video yet.  But I'm looking forward to any news on the results (production crews are expensive to keep hanging around for a few days).

Mikey

 P.S.  My FBH Champ rap goes like this: 


"My name is Mikey,
 If you meet me, you'll like me.

 I'm crowned FBH Champ,
 Climbed the love-beaded ramp.

 I make my picks all weeks but one,
 And Christmas gifts, they do come. 

 You can call me lucky,
 Just don't call me a PHONEY!"

 (Maybe I better just stick to picking the games. All in fun, Mikey)



 Toddman of course finishes in second place, just a whisker in front of third-place finisher Tom “Sidehugger” Jones, uh, I mean Schwade, who similarly beat out Doug “Barcelona” Manuel using homemade picks.

The Fourth Quarter divisional race deadlocks were also broken with Todd (Mookie), Audrey (Jackie) and Mikey (Little Boy) taking home the bacon.

 As previously reported, Boobie finished last and John “Johnny the K” Kardel won our “Free Parking” award for 25th place.

 Congratulations to all of our winners!


Super Bowl XXXIV Highlights


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 Prize winners should expect their money soon, despite my continued fee-collection activity.  (If you haven’t done so, please send in those checks!)  Also, I have held most of the checks I have received, and I will be processing them shortly.  I hope this hasn’t messed up any personal accounting systems. 

 Next season promises to be even more fun as we expect to go international, add some more friends, get our database set, and continue to make those improvements to spread joy, peace, togetherness and love.

 And please go to FBH HTD Debate Poll
and make your opinion count!!


Sexy Boy got it right!


Until next season, from the love beaded FBH headquarters,
it’s little kisses, little kisses and ciao ciao! -- Buntman
 
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