Vol. 3 Issue 7 -- Oct. 28, 1999
Haunted Happenings
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with the contest.....!!
 Queen Kelly Amidala (Howell) |
 Jar Jar James (Howell) |
 Mikey "Almond" Joyce, and his galpal Ardis Kelley (Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't) |
 Will Wong |
 Ralph "Sexy Boy" AssCommish |
 Dave "Vader" Schwade |
 Genevieve "Evel Knievel" Tringali, Jr. |
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 Roy Nieuwendyk accepts his MVP Trophy |
 Dick and Audrey Vanek as Roy and Kim with Stanley Cup |
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 John "Pokemon" Kardel |
We
have a late entry,
although I'm not sure this really qualifies...
Jeff "Tongue Guy" Sternberg
VOTE HERE!!
There
you have it, YOUR 1999 FBH Halloween Costume Contestants!
Let's have a big hand for all who unwittingly participated in this year's
festivities!
Click HERE to take a look back at the 1998 contest!
Guest Scattershooting
Since Roy and Ralph put all their efforts into making the costumes this week, we were going to have a virtually text-free issue this week. But lo and behold, Kenny Davis has come thru with his best impersonation of Dallas Morning News' Blackie Sherrod (the Jerry Izenberg of the South). Here's Kenny's thoughts for the week:
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to William Perry...
- While parity is great for the NFL, as we all know it makes picking against the spread even more difficult than usual (imagine if you did it for a living). But the thing that really jumps out is - name the top 3 teams in each league. Who'd you come up with - the Rams? San Diego? Tennessee? Yucksonville? Indianapolis? Minnesota? Think about it. The top 5 in the NFC is so bad that it closely resembles the bottom 5. The playoffs ought to be interesting.
- Short man's disease part 1: Memo to Daniel (little Hitler) Snyder, owner of the Redskins - why don't you take a 12th man role on kickoffs, run down and get the crap knocked out of you a couple of times, then come back and let's talk about how your team needs to be 'more ready to play'. You make Jerry Jones look like Bum Bright, you meddler. Spare me.
- Short man's disease part 2: to Jim Gray, thanks a bunch for totally ruining what had been an uplifting presentation of the baseball All Century team before game 2 of the Series. You a**hole, give it a rest. I also noticed before game 3 that although you apologized to the fans for spoiling the broadcast, you had NO words of apology for Pete Rose. You arrogant pr**k, you thought you'd slide that by us. Hey I heard the Redskins could use a good kick coverage guy, why don't you try out?
While we're at it, thanks to Mark McGwire for showing up on the All Century stage in a leather jacket, blue jeans, and tennis shoes. Gee Mark, you're a class act.
Finally, let's all take a moment in memory of Payne Stewart. This is a tough one to take, gang.
1957 - 1999
Until next week, from the love-beaded FBH headquarters,
it’s little kisses, little kisses and ciao ciao! -- Buntman A
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Hello! Welcome to the 2nd Annual FBH Halloween Costume Contest! Last
year's event was such a rousing success that we've decided to make
this an annual occasion. We've got about a dozen contestants this
year, and we encourage all who view this page to PLEASE VOTE! Not a
member of FBH? Who Cares? Vote Anyway! Vote Early, and as always, Vote
Often! Can't decide on one winner? Vote Twice! All votes will be
accepted and tabulated and the winners will be announced in next
week's issue. We have over 40 members with on-line access so if I get
less than 40 votes total, I will be very disappointed. So c'mon! Make
me a happy young gorilla and support your favorites! 
