Vol. 6 No. 4 -- Oct. 30, 2001
Haunted Happenings

Super Bowl XXXVI in...

Welcome to the
4th Annual FBH Halloween Costume Contest
 

 What's new pussycat? Whoa oh whoa oh whoa!

 Hey there! It's everyone's favorite Halloween inspiration, Tom Schwade-Jones! And I'll be your host for this FBH Halloween event. You know, this event is not only annual, but it takes place once a year, every year. Weird, huh? It gives me chills and fever!

<<Tom bends down to pick up panties thrown on stage>>

 Why? Why? Why... Delilah!

 We've got a terrific cast of characters this year, as we hope to live up to past years standards. My confidant, and cruising partner, Ralph has been hard at work cutting and pasting heads of FBH members and having quite a few laughs at y'all's expense.

 <<Tom makes a move, maybe it was this one...>>

 She's a lady! Whoa whoa whoa, she's a lady!!

 What you'll find below is the sum of his efforts. It gets harder and harder each season as he tries to make do with the same heads as the previous years, but somehow he makes something out of nothing, and has come up with 20 new "costumes" for tonight's event.

 It's not unusual to be loved, by anyone,
 It's not unusual to take something and add the head, of anyone...

 Remember, we invite one and all to vote early, and vote often (just not too often).
 We hope you enjoy the show!!

Here We Go!


Bob Testeverde

Ron Dayne Hade

 


Dave always uses a rubber

Kyle the Scarlet Knight

 


One of these two made it big

Mikey makes his intentions known

 


Kenny D? or Kenny G?

Becky shares a beer with friends

 


Coach Dodaro seems perplexed

Coach Dick VanCampo perplexed as well

 


There she is... Miss America

Genevieve's Evening in Paris

 


Miss Kimba makes a splash in goal

The Bus? How about, The Hogg!

 


Mellenhead Chrebet

 


Tom "Wolf Man" LeDuc
Submitted by the Wolf Man himself

John Piazza makes the tag

 

Bonus Entries:
The Commish & AssCommish

Roy and Wayne on TV Guide

Ralph Kingman

 

VOTE HERE!!

Choose as many as you like, no limit

Bob Testeverde
Ron Dayne Hade
Dave in Rubber
Kyle at Quarterback
1968 Mets Rookies
Mikey Cheerleader Sign
Kenny D? or G?
Becky Lite Beer
Coach Jim Dodaro
Coach Dick VanCampo

Miss Roy America
Genevieve in Paris
Kimba at Goalie
John PK Piazza
Gen & Rob FarSide
Mellenhead Chrebet
Tom WolfMan LeDuc
The Hogg
Roy and Wayne TV Guide
Ralph Kingman

There you have it, YOUR 2001 FBH Halloween Costume Contestants!
Let's have a big hand for all who unwittingly participated in this year's festivities!
Results will be posted sometime in the future!

Click HERE to take a look back at the 2000 contest!


Until next time, from the love-beaded FBH headquarters,
it’s little kisses, little kisses, and ciao ciao! -- Ralph
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