Vol. 6 No. 7 -- Jan. 8, 2002
Final Happenings

Super Bowl XXXVI in...


Football Happenings
(or “The fat lady is singing”)

In This Issue:

[ And The Winner Is...It's not over 'til it's over, but it's over!
[ Final StandingsThe Champion is crowned.
[ Division Winners A list of division winners this year.
[ Extra PointsThe fastest two minutes in Football Happenings.

It's all Ralph, Go!

And the winner is...

 Down to the wire... that's the way we like it here at FBH. The season came down to not only the final weekend, but the final Sunday and Monday Night games. Tom Jones Schwade had Philadelphia over Tampa on Sunday while the other two had Tampa. Late in the 4th quarter of a meaningless game for both teams, it looked like Tampa was going to cover and Tom would be out of luck for 1st place. But when the smoke cleared on Sunday Night, Philly came back to cover and Tom had tied Pete, both one game behind Kenny. All three of the top guys, Kenny D., Tom Jones, and Pete had originally taken Baltimore over Minnesota (+10) on Monday. Given the option to switch their picks, Tom passed and stuck with Baltimore, giving up the chance to tie for 1st, instead hoping to finish 2nd. Pete, however, showed some kahunas and went for the tie. With about 2 minutes to play in the MNF game, it looked like Minnesota would lose by only 9 and thus force a tie-breaker for 1st place. But a lucky fumble led to a meaningless TD for Baltimore and Pete found himself in 3rd place. Nice try, Pete.

 And so, FBH Champion for 2001 is KEN DAVIS !!!!

  Congratulations Ken! A hard earned, and well deserved, victory. Ken finished the 1st quarter in a tie for 20th place, but slowly made his way to the top. Scoring 10 wins in weeks #10, #14 & #15 certainly helped, but mostly he just kept putting up good numbers and never had a terrible week thru the season. Tom had only two 10-win weeks (weeks #13 & #15) but he posted a nice 12-3 in week #17 to secure 2nd place. While Pete had only one 10+ win week (11 wins in week #10), he was in first place at the end of the 3rd quarter, but a late season swoon was his demise. Even still, these three deserve recognition, since they did manage to beat all the rest of us.
 
Tommy "Close, but no cigar" Shiflett, the 2000 Champion, closed strong with an 11-4 final week to almost crack the money-board, but fell just short with a 4th place finish. And rounding out the top 5 are Alex "Father Commish" Bunting and John "Mr. Freeze" Kardel.

  Mr. Kardel deserves special recognition as this year's "comeback kid". John was in dead last, 45th place, at the close of the first quarter. He was tied at 23rd at the mid-way point, and found himself in 8th after 3 quarters. He won his division twice (QTR2 & QTR3) and is currently tied for first in it for QTR4. Way to go, Veteran!

  Closing out the Top 10: Ron "Juggernaut" Hade declared several weeks ago that the "Juggernaut" was on his way up. He lived up to that nickname by going from 33rd, to 23rd, to 17th at the close of QTR1, 2 & 3, to eventually finish up in a tie for 7th overall. Joining him in 7th place is one of two impressive newcomers to the FBH family, Tom "not Schwade" LeDuc. Tom started fast, then faltered, but finished strong to make the top 10. He was T5 (QTR1), 13 (QTR2) and 20 (QTR3) and even spent a couple weeks in first place overall early on.
  Finishing 9th is another FBH Cadet,
Jim "Bob's first roommate other than Ralph" Dodaro, who apparently was so afraid of losing to his wife that he didn't let her participate with him in his rookie FBH season. Maybe next year, Jim.
  Taking 10th place is a man who's not afraid to allow his wife the chance to beat him,
Will "Football Guru" Wong. While Will was able to hold off the challenge from wife Beth, he was also able to rule as "Mark Roth" in our Yahoo Fantasy side project. In that league, Will basically kicked ass all season riding on the back of Marshall Faulk. His closest competitor (Ralph) was able to put up a good fight in their only regular season meeting (Will beat me by 0.1 point), but Will kicked my ass in the Championship Game, so he deserves full credit for his accomplishments this season.

  In the other money winning positions...

 Mikey "Re-" Joyce takes home the hardest award to get, the soon to be renamed, Joe Nieuwendyk Award for finishing in 25th Place. As is usually the case, this award requires a tie-breaker, which is simply, alphabetical order. We take the people who are tied for 25th place and sort their names alphabetically. At that point, the person who's name is in the 25th position takes the cash. It's not an award anyone can make an effort for, as this year's winner finished with a 115-121 record. And if any one of the three people Mikey tied with (Ralph, Rob T., Audrey) had won just 1 more game, they would have tied with the people in 24th (116-120), making it a tie for 25th with those people, and won the money by finishing 25th alphabetically. But if Mikey had done that, he would have lost the money. It's a game of inches. (See chart below)

  And last, and maybe least, The Dane: Congratulations go out to the new king of the basement, Cap'n Dom! In an amazing turn-around, the Cap'n went from First to Worst in the span of one season. Let's not mention that he almost won it all in 2000, finishing a very close 2nd. But let's mention that he was actually tied for First Place at the end of Week #3 in 2001! [In that same week, Mr. Kardel was in last place.] The Cap'n tried valiantly to claw his way out of the cellar, but Dyalan "No one remembers who came in next to last" Beamon held him down and will become that someone no one will remember. Sorry, man.

2001 Final Standings (Abridged)
  LW Name Won Lost Tie Avg GB W L T Division
1 1 Ken Davis 131 105 12 .555 - 9 6 0 WorldParty
2 3 Tom Schwade 130 106 12 .551 1 12 3 0 Cardigans
3 1 Pete Knapp 129 107 12 .547 2 7 8 0 dada
4 4 Tommy Shiflett 128 108 12 .542 3 11 4 0 dada
5 4 Alex Bunting 126 110 12 .534 5 9 6 0 Cardigans
5 7 John Kardel 126 110 12 .534 5 10 5 0 JoeJackson
7 8 Ron Hade 123 113 12 .521 8 9 6 0 JoeJackson
7 4 Tom LeDuc 123 113 12 .521 8 6 9 0 Lemonheads
9 9 Jim Dodaro 122 114 12 .517 9 9 6 0 WorldParty
10 9 Will Wong 121 115 12 .513 10 8 7 0 Lemonheads

22 26 Roy Bunting 116 120 12 .492 15 9 6 0 WorldParty
23 24 Mike Hogg 116 120 12 .492 15 8 7 0 WorldParty
24 13 Dane Schwade 116 120 12 .492 15 5 10 0 Cardigans
25 21 Mikey Joyce 115 121 12 .487 16 6 9 0 Cardigans
26 35 Ralph Shupp 115 121 12 .487 16 12 3 0 JoeJackson
27 26 Rob Tringali, Jr. 115 121 12 .487 16 8 7 0 Lemonheads
28 24 Audrey Vanek 115 121 12 .487 16 7 8 0 dada

44 44 Dyalan Beamon 106 130 12 .449 25 8 7 0 WorldParty
45 45 Cap'n Dom 105 131 12 .445 26 9 6 0 Lemonheads


Who's Who in Division Winners

  Lemonheads Cardigans dada JoeJackson WorldParty
QTR 1 Beth Wong Tom Schwade Kim Bunting Chuck Cannon Mike Hogg
QTR 2 Kyle Patterson Dave Schwade Tommy Shiflett John Kardel Ken Davis
QTR 3 Rob Tringali Alex Bunting Pete Knapp John Kardel Dave Barisa
QTR 4 Tom LeDuc Tom Schwade Tommy Shiflett Ralph/John* Ken Davis


Extra Points

[ Suggested nickname for 2002: Cap'n Dane ??

[ A lesson in taking every pick seriously: Week #17, it's Sunday morning, I have really nothing to play for in FBH, so I'm making my picks in typical slip-shod fashion. For some reason I click on New Orleans over San Francisco. Immediately, I sense this is a silly pick and tell myself to go back and change it. I then shrug it off and hit the Submit button. Later that day, I see SF is winning by about 35 points and I tell Roy about how I meant to change that pick, but blew it off. Well, I finished the week with an amazing (for me) 12-3 record, my only other losses being Washington losing by 1/2 a point and Tampa Bay choking in the final 2 minutes on Sunday night. Still, I should be happy with my 12-3, right? Wrong. That one game cost me winning my division quarter (instead I'm in OT) and also finishing in a tie for 25th, and winning that money. That one pick cost me $50. Ouch.

[ We cannot close out the FBH 2001 Season without mentioning the passing of one of our own. The FBH Family lost Rich Brown this season. To Roy, he was Uncle Rich, and the main reason Roy grew up a Jets fan instead of a Giants fan like his Dad, Alex. When Uncle Rich passed away a few months ago, Roy asked me not to mention it here as he had hoped to write a proper obituary. I'm sure we'll get a tribute from Roy in time, but I didn't want our season to end without a mention here. I know Uncle Rich will be missed by FBH.

[ Here's a thought about changing the name of the 25th Place award. It really doesn't have a name, anyway. We sort of named it after Joe Nieuwendyk (he wears #25) when we came up with the idea, and so that's what I called it earlier in this issue. But since the last place award is named for someone who frequents the basement, why not honor someone who frequented the middle of the pack for over 13 years of FBH picking... the Uncle Rich Award.

[ We want to thank everyone for another great season of competitive football picking! It was a bit of an off year for this website, but it was certainly a good year for competition. We'll be right back at this league next season, and everyone who participated this year is assumed to be involved next year as well. When Week #1 of the 2002 NFL season comes around, just make picks and you're in. If you know of others who would like to participate, whether you want them to or not, let us know and I'll add them to the list.


Until next time, from the love-beaded FBH headquarters,
it’s little kisses, little kisses and
Go Jets! -- Roy & Ralph
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