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Vol. 11  No. 11 -  Dec. 14, 2006
Football Happenings
(or... Ahh, memories)

Super Bowl XLI in


Current Standings
at a glance as of 12-13-2006
 
Name
W
L
Pct
GB
1
Sonya Morgan
123
85
.591
-
2
M. van M.
116
92
.558
7
3
Pete Blasevick
115
93
.553
8
3
Wyatt LeDuc
115
93
.553
8
5
Dolores Conner
114
94
.548
9

In This Issue:



 Current Standings
Knowin' When To Hold 'Em, When To Fold 'Em

  They say you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. I'm not sure what that means exactly, but our first place position holder sure seems to. Sonya "Rocky IV" Morgan has been skating by on her laurels and taking the home team defaults to the top. But on a week where the home teams would go 6-10, Sonya made her own picks and went 10-6. I wish she would clue me in on the insider info she's obviously been getting, but she won't tell me anything. Maybe I can invoke the "Marriage Clause" which would entitle me to any and all information she's getting from her secret sources, once we get married. It's incentive for me to take that step, that's for sure.

 Surging his way into 2nd place is Mark van "Eeghen" Miltenburg, who would be our highest ever finishing European. We, as American citizens, should be ashamed to be bested by someone from across the pond. How long has he been following American Football? Couldn't be all that long. Probably not long enough to remember that Mark van Eeghen was a running back for the Oakland Raiders back in the 1970's. Maybe it's a time zone thing, and since Mark is ahead of us, he knows the outcome of games before they are played. Then again, this has never helped Paul Kessler who is like a full day ahead of us. We need to ask Mark what his secret is.

 Third place is currently being shared by Pete "and Repeat" Blasevick, making his first appearance in the Top 5, and Wyatt LeDuc who has been up there alot this year. Dolores Conner is occupying the 5th place slot. This is important because, for what I believe to be the first time this year, Jennifer Pickert is NOT in the Top 5 (She's in 6th).

 Making a surge of his own, Angelo "Temple Owl" Forgione took best record of the week honors with his 13-3 last week and shot himself up into a tie for 7th place. At the other end, Zack LeDuc turned in an embarrassing 3-13 and seems to have no chance to catch his brother Wyatt. His father Tom is still in reach though.

 The FBH Cellar is still held by Alex Bunting, but he's not totally alone down there. The Favorites default is actually worse than him. That's not much consolation though, as he's still the lowest ranked human. This is the year of the Underdogs as they are tied for 2nd place. That fact should help you decide when you come across a game you have trouble picking.

 There's only 3 weeks left to decide a champion. Can Sonya hang on? We'll see.

 Until next week (hopefully)...



Guest Column
Jet Game Memories

 This week's Guest Column is a reproduction of a batch of emails that were started by Bob Shupp talking about some of our most vivid Jets game memories. Specifically, games some of us attended and some of us didn't. Bob has been a Jets season ticket holder since 1979 and has missed only a few games in all those years. Joining Bob at these Jets home games over the course of time included FBH members Dave and Tom Schwade, and Ralph. But Roy and Rob Tringali also have some Jet game memories to add to the mix. Let's get it started...

 BOB: I was emailing a guy who I was helping to buy Raiders tickets, and he mentioned he just ordered a custom authentic Cotchery jersey. He asked how long I've been going, and I told him I've missed 4 home games since the end of the '78 season. He was impressed, (actually, I think he was scared...) and it got me thinking, so I sent him this back along with 10 memorable moments that I witnessed. I'm not sharing this with my brother Steve, who I know would try to top it.

Rob T - fill me in on what I've forgotten.
Dave - #11 would be the Flying Lawnmower crash at Shea
Ralph - Packers suck Lynne's Dickey! You get hit with the GP
Ellen - Note some of the best games were COLD.
Roy - I love you man. You flew in for Jacksonville. Cool.
Tom S - I won't embarrass you by mentioning Hash hair. Too late.

 I Missed:

Jets Saints '83 - Steve Schwade was so late picking me up, I refused to go.
Jets Bills '89 - I was in a band and we had a day gig in Philly.
Jets Pats '93 - I was in the Netherlands on vacation. Neuk Channel.
Jets Chiefs '01 - Honeymoon in St. Thomas, but we watched it.

 Top-ten moments that stand out that I've been there for:

'81 Moving into 1st place by beating Miami 15-13 (Shea)
'81 Clinching playoffs by beating GB (10 sacks) (Shea)
'81 Devastating Home Play-off loss to Buffalo (Shea)
'86 51-45 OT Dolphin win
'92 Dennis Byrd and Mersereau collide against KC
'94 The fake spike debacle (Kotite's coming!)
'98 Vinny doesn't get in, but it's a TD anyway
'99 Playoff win vs. Jacksonville. Confetti everywhere.
'00 Monday Night Miracle
'02 Miracle day when we beat GB to win division

 Notice that 4 out of 10 involve Miami.

 I just recalled the Vinny Achilles injury opening day in '99. That might surpass the Testeverde non-TD game. Oh well. There was also the burning of the hats night - that was somewhat memorable. There also was the horrific loss to the Colts, 5-3. (The "almost-Jets-beating Colts" as Ralph would describe the Colts to be. Don't try to figure it out, since they did beat them...) The Colts were bad then, we were worse. Oh no! the horrible
moments are beginning to flood back in! I'd better stop. Shit! I just remembered the 47-10 MNF loss to the Raiders, when Kotite decided Vance Joseph could switch to CB all of a sudden and shut-down Tim Brown in his prime. Ahhhhh!

 Oh, thankfully another pleasant memory showed up to save me. 10/15/79 Jets Monday Night win against the Vikes at Shea. (Ellen's 10th Birthday) Guy jumps on the screen, gets pummeled by debris. Another guy lying face down on the ramp out cold, bleeding, on the way out. We drove to that game, which then was a luxury for us then. Dottie's Oldsmobile if I remember correctly. We stop at White Castle on the way home and Mom allows me to miss school the next morning. Sweet.

 ROY: What, not even one Pat Leahy 33-yard missed FGs on your list?

 One I was at: 12/18/93 -- The F*ck Dallas chocolate football and Bob as"Wavy Gravy" berates a Cowboys fan with a disability by turning around and blindly shouting "Eeeeeh-mmiiiitt" before realizing the full situation. Jets lose to Super Bowl-bound Dallas 28-7.

 One I was not at: 11/29/81 -- Hearing about Natalie Wood's death on 25A. Jets lose to Colts 25-0.

 One I was at and Bob wasn't -- 12/19/99 -- With Rutgers's very own Ray Lucas at QB, The Jets come back and defeat The Cowboys by 22-21 in Dallas. Before the game, Roy compares head sizes with Dallas mascot Rowdie and meets the Jets mafia in the parking lot.

 Of course, what could be the granddaddy of them all, although it was not a home game, was 9/23/01 -- Jets/Pats in Boston. Everything that happened around the game notwithstanding, The NFL resumes with 9/11 pageantry in full bloom...Mo Lewis nearly kills Bledsoe (Rob calls it,"The hardest hit he's ever seen") and The Patriots will never be the same again, Ralph and Roy get called "pedophiles" to which Roy shouts back, "alleged!"...we break up a brawl in the stands...Jets win 10-3.

 BOB: Roy, thank you so much for your thoughts. Reminiscent of '93, I went at a fellow fan this year after the Indy loss. Ellen was worried there'd be a fight. Last week I think I sat next to the same guy and we were friends until the 4th Q when we started to disagree again...

 The Dallas Game was a big one for us. I remember bringing Chili bought from a Chili place in Kenilworth. That "emmitt" guy must have loved dancing with the Stars. If only I had his phone number...

 Thanks for the Natalie Wood memory. It led me to think of another game where we tailgated after the game, (late) and Dave asked, "what time is it? I have an exam early tomorrow, and need to be home by 7 to study" It was 9:30 PM when he asked, and we were still in Queens. Poor failing bastard. This game might never not have determined Dave's future at NJIT.

 How could I forget the two games where we planned and successfully executed NBC Sports banner heists? One was against Buffalo in '79, the other I believe was the next year against Seattle. Roy, check the archives... [Ralph Note: I still have one of those banners and it hangs in my bedroom.]

 ROY: The Buffalo game was 11/11/79, you heistmeisters probably took advantage of the mass confusion caused when Jet fans stormed the field to celebrate the 14-12 loss.

 You can get all the results here: http://www.newyorkjets.com/team/history?year=1981

 ROB T. : I do recall a AFC championship game in Denver when the Jets blocked a punt , probably about 10 yards from where we were standing, then Curtis Martin scored giving the Jets a 10-0 lead in the 3rd quarter. Then Bob preceded to tell the Broncos horse to stay in the stable or something like that. For a brief moment it was thrilling. No need to
mention what happened after....

 ROY: I love Tringali! He's so smooth -- mentioning "a" conference championship game The Jets were in... like it happens all the time! Great!

 I didn't go to too many games so have less to draw from...

 I remember going to a game vs. SF (I think it was 1981) when Montana set a new passing attempts record and Roger Craig caught something like 20 balls and we lost a very boring game. Still have the Pro Magazine from that game.

 BOB: Clark Gaines set an NFL record for receptions that day. Now, it appears like an accomplishment, but all it meant at the time was that Todd had no one else to throw to and they were WAY behind all day. (I think you meant Todd, not Montana. I know it's hard not to confuse the two) I also think this was the Steve DeBerg back-pack amplifier game. Then we saw a good fistfight afterwards. I could be wrong though...

 RALPH: I'm loving this thread. The great thing is, I was at many of the mentioned games. The "Steve Schwade arrived too late to go to the Saints game" Game, I went instead without Bob, and it was the Falcons that day. We got there with 3 minutes left in the 2nd qtr. Driving rain storm, Shea, NYC Marathon Day, parked in the junk yard. Miserable game with Atlanta scoring 24 2nd half points to erase a 21 point deficit and win.

  I was at the Jet game in Texas, 2 of the 3 1981 games, MNF Miracle, Chocolate football, Horse back in the barn, New England 9/11, Dennis Byrd, OT vs. Miami in '86.

 How about the game in September with temps in the upper 90's (no one peed the whole game), and later that year, the 5 degree day game when our beers froze in our mugs and we left frozen beer gifts on the seats for the Giants fans the next day.

 Games I didn't attend:
  Snowstorm in Steve's van vs. Tampa Bay at Shea.
  Game where Bob and Steve Etc. kept Ron in NYC getting smashed while I was stuck at home with Nancy and the Folks expecting you guys home for an important dinner. One of you called on the phone wasted to tell us you were still in NYC when you were already an hour and a half late. I was so jealous.

 ROY: I remember another game, must have been the 1985 season (I think it was vs. the Colts) when I went to the game with everyone and Kim stayed home in Cranford and helped my dad paint the house. I'm STILL trying to make that one up to her...ah, live and learn.

 BOB: Live and learn? Live and TEACH you mean. Nice going. You are destined to work for her forever now anyway. Consider it even.

 ROY: Yes, Bob's right about the SF game...I don't remember the fist fight but it was New York. I guess I should actually read the Pro Magazine...

 BOB: On Sunday night, Al Michaels mentioned that "Thunder" the Bronco horse had been injured and was out of the game against Seattle. I pumped my fist.

Thunder + Dave Meggett + Alex Van Dyke ='s doom

 TOM S.: My "away" game was when they played the Los Angeles Raiders at the Coliseum, and I took Patty. I dressed low key, having previously been to a Raiders game in which a Steelers fan had been killed, but the fans around quickly figured out that I was rooting for the Jets. I think the guy behind me was named "Thunder", too. I walked away from that game (loss) knowing that if my woman wasn't with me, they wouldda made me a woman. The next time I rooted against the home team was when Notre Dame was visiting USC----at least most of the fans were college grads ("Brads", not "Thunders").

 ROY: When I wore my Mo Lewis jersey to Texas Stadium, Dallas fans looked at me with a mixture of confusion and pity. It was like they couldn't figure out why someone would have made such a peculiar choice...yet their generous hearts went out to me after realizing The Cowboys had been to eight Super Bowls, winning five, since Broadway Joe's guarantee.

 ROB T : One for the archive, as I was shooting Al Groh and Vinny Testaverde walking off the field after the Jets defeated Green Bay to start the 2000 season giving Groh his first in as a Jets coach , someone undercut me and I re-injured a previous knee injury. As I was rithing in pain, Testaverde and Groh stepped over my prone body like I was dog crap. Elliott Hershman the Jets team doctor looked at me for a second, telling me he couldn't do anything because of insurance reasons, then he suggested I take a couple of aspirins. Gee Thanks ...

DAVE: Now why wouldn't the last game at Shea be mentioned here? I still have my seat back that must have somehow fallen off when everyone was leaving. Of course, I didn't attend the game as I was in the Navy. So, you all were kind enough to bring it home for me.

 And, the other memorable game (at least for me) was when the Jets were driving toward the goal-line with seconds ticking down, but they weren't hustling to the line of scrimmage. I was screaming my head off at them:"What are they doing?" I asked. Bob turned to me and said: "Dave, It's only the third quarter." I had just awoken from my best Steve Shupp
impersonation.

 My worst Jets game was the 6 - 3 (?) loss to the Redskins here at RFK, with the snap during a Jet fieldgoal attempt bouncing off the holders helmet. I should have slept at that game. Nice to see all these Jet memories.

 Hey Bob - Good thing the Neuk channel in Amsterdam didn't show the Jet game. That would have been expensive. I can't believe we saw a guy killed by a flying lawnmower at a Jets game. Yikes! I think that was the end of halftime shows at Shea.

 ROY: We were also at the infamous NJ Generals game (Flutie, Herschel and the Donald) when snowballs from the crowd apparently forced the end of cheerleading at the Meadowlands, forever. Wasn't it Artie (from Allen Envelope)'s birthday or something?

 BOB: Odd that I remember so much detail from some games in the late 70's or early 80's, and nothing at all from others. In the interest of science, I should have given a blood sample after each game for analysis. I did give plenty of pee samples DURING the game, but those have been flushed away and cannot be tested. Well, at least most of them were!

  Rob, many sports fans out there would love to have been the dog crap that you were, at the feet of Testeverde and Groh. At least they didn't step in you. I'd hate to have to get that off of my shoe! ;-)

ROY: I have located the Pro! Magazine and it was September 21, 1980, less than 1 month after Bob and I headed off to Rutgers as fresh-faced kids.

 In fairness to me, the cover art is a drawing of Bill Walsh and his blonde-haired QB that, with a quick glance, could be mistaken for Montana. Plus, Montana was on the SF roster for that game (2nd year) and would soon win the 1982 Super Bowl vs. Cincy so I was in the right timeframe. I, therefore, claim partial credit.

 BOB: I love the fact that some of the "facts" have escaped through the years, for example, my goof of the missed '83 game being the Saints when it was the Falcons. I got you on one here Ralph. The "no one pee'd game and the 5 degree game could not be in the same season since they were both against Buffalo.

 Here's another cold disaster: The final game of Kotite's career against the Saints. Everyone who went that day, and there weren't a lot, had entire rows of extra tickets. Surprise surprise, the game sucked too. Rob T has a good story about that game, and this will be a test to see if he's still with us here. I'll save it for him to tell. (BTW - he's the birthday boy today. Happy Birthday my friend.)

 Way back when we would sometimes detour to Greenwich Village on the trip back to NJ from Shea, and one time (could have been the event Ralph described with Ron H) I recall parking on 9th street, getting out of the car, and dropping a full yet to be opened Beck's Beer that smashed in the street. (See, I remember the brand) We weren't even that concerned about it other than the fact there was one less beer. I guess we were reckless then, but the standards were different. (It was pre-open container law) Or we were different. Or New York was different.

 It was I that called home with the news that we were "stuck in traffic" and would miss the family dinner. Payphone at the corner of 9th and 6th Ave. It's still there across from the Barnes & Noble (Yes, that neighborhood has a Barnes & Noble) I'm sure Ron said to me, "Bobby, call your sister" That's how it usually went. We could look it up the date. It was a home game in December in either '79 or '80. For some reason, the Patriots come to mind... My guess would be '79.

 ROB T. : The Jets - Saints game. I shot this game for no apparent reason, and for some inexplicable reason I remember shooting about 18 rolls of film for this suck of a game. As Monday morning came, my usual routine was to drop off my film at the lab for developing. I remember contemplating if this game was worth the $100.00 it was going to cost me to process the film. My answer... somewhere in my storage unit is a ziploc bag of 18 rolls of unprocessed film from that game that set the NFL back a few years.

 Jets - Denver AFC Champ game part 2 - Ralph who was assisting my photographer buddy Bryan, on the same block punt mentioned before begins to punch him in the back while screaming, so I heard. Bryan who was trying to shoot the play managed to get a bunch of out of focus pictures, so the story goes.

 ROY: And so Ralph's budding career as an aggressive photographic assistant
dies a quiet but certain death.



P On The PP
Travel To A Bowl Game?

 Last week's question seemed appropriate. Would you ever travel to a Bowl Game in which your alma mater was playing? It's a question that until last year had never needed to be answered by the Rutgers alums in this league. But with an amazing season by the boys in scarlet, it begged for an answer. As for me, I'm not an alum. But I've been a fan of RU athletics since 1980 when Bob and Roy enrolled in the State University of New Jersey. I'm fan enough to want to travel to any Bowl game they appear in. Had they made it to the Orange Bowl, would I have went? Not a chance, can't afford it. Oh, I would have really wanted to go, especially if Bob and Roy went. Instead, however, Rutgers is coming to us. I've lived in Dallas for 12 years now and have never been to a Cotton Bowl (or THE Cotton Bowl stadium for that matter). I'd like to, but the game starts at 10am local time on New Year's Day and I'm usually just about going to bed at that time. Now that the major Bowls are spread out over onto the 2nd, 3rd, 4th of January, and there are only 5 other games played on Jan 1, there's no reason to keep this crazy start time. Unfortunately, I fear that only a Rutgers appearance in the Cotton Bowl will ever get me out to see one. So instead, Rutgers is coming to Houston, a mere 4 hour drive from here. And we're going. So my answer to the question, "Would you travel for a Bowl game?" is yes!

 My mistake in posing this question was offering an answer of "Depends where it is". Well, duh, of course it depends where it is. As I said, if Rutgers was playing in Miami, I wouldn't be going. If they were playing anywhere else in the world, I wouldn't be going. So we have to assume that anyone answering "Depends..." is actually saying that Yes, they would consider traveling to see their alma mater. Here's the results:

10 people said, Yes, they would travel.
  7 people said, No, they would not travel.
11 people said, Depends where it is.

 So in reality, 21 of 28 respondents said they would consider traveling to see their school play. That's impressive. It means we're either really committed to our schools, or just crazy football fans. Or both.

Dolores Conner: When I went to StonyBrook it seemed like a foreign country anyway!!

Roy Bunting: I cannot be a hypocrite.  I did not attend the Insight Bowl last year so I can't just say, "Yes" unequivocally.  I think the quality of the bowl is another factor (apart from distance) - as in you might be more inclined to travel for the Orange Bowl than the Texas Bowl.  GO RUTGERS!

Mikey Joyce: Yes, but not this year.

Pete Blasevick: I have a comment. The following is my comment. In fact, it is my comment, mine alone, I thought it up, and no one helped me. I take all the credit for this comment, and expect nobody to 'swoop in', as it were, and try to take all the credit. Really, now, go come up with your own comment why don't you, and stop hanging around here trying to get ideas. Since you can't come up with your own, that is. Actually, you know what? I'm not going to comment at all. I'm going to keep my comments to myself. So there. Piss off. [Editor Note: I hope he doesn't claim he was misquoted.]

Paul Kessler: Yes, but only as far as New Territories, HK...

Beth Wong: Champs Bowl (Orlando) here we come baby!

Will Wong: We are off to Orlando to watch Purdue beat up on some Maryland turtles.

[Editor's Note: Apparently we aren't the only ones traveling to a Bowl game this year.]

Mellenhead Shupp: The pressure is on for me....1 game behind  Julio Franco's new best friend. Rock on! or Rock Lobster!? J-E-T-S!  Jets, Jets, Jets! [Editor's Note: Ellen has a Lobster dinner bet with Pete B. for better record between the two of them.]

Dane Schwade: You must attend. And, report back to the rest of us so we can live vicariously through RU and you.

Tom Schwade: Does Union County College have a team?  Does the College of Financial Planning have a team?  Does H&R Block Tax Preparer School have a team?  Does Harvey's School of Forklift Driving have a team?

Angelo Forgione: Give me a break! I went to Temple U. Need I say more!



Extra Points

The Fastest 3 Minutes in Football Happenings

  SD Charger RB and fantasy football super-stud LaDanian Tomlinson says many of his friends “own” him in their fantasy leagues. When asked if they should give him a cut of their winnings he said (I’m paraphrasing) “Yes, it’s just like getting paid by your regular team.” Sure, this is all fun and games and LT is getting a little jab in on his homeys, but are we getting into questionable territory here? Could fantasy sports creep into a player’s psyche when he’s on the field? (Does it already?) Would a RB make a more dangerous move attempting to score a TD just because he knew a friend had him in his Yahoo lineup? God forbid a QB would avoid a certain receiver because he was playing against him that week in a money league. And would this be impossible to police? I’m thinking it would. Things to ponder...

[  All things must pass…hockey great Joe Nieuwendyk retires. His 1999 Conn Smythe playoff performance will live in my heart, and the hearts of all Dallas Stars fans, forever. He’s also dear to NJ Devils fans as he was a big part of their 2003 Stanley Cup team.

[  What would December be without a shout out to our buddy Rob “NFL Photographer Guy” Tringali on his recent birthday? May all your wishes come true in the coming year.

[  The Yahoo fantasy football playoff brackets are all set. Winning the regular season and top playoff seeding was Dad’s Belfast Bully Barn – kudos to you, sir. Also included in the top four were Boobie’s Bo Schembechlers (FKA Lambeau Schembecklers), Jeff Boo-urns’s Turf Toes. The consolation bracket (AKA playing for 5th place) contains Will’s Soldier Field Rocks, Rob T’s Mile High Madmen, Ralph’s Shea Guevara and Ken and my Business Access Dome. Good luck to all. We’ll publish the final results after week 16.

[ This has nothing much to do with football, I just liked it.

 SPRINGFIELD, Massachusetts (AP) -- After 12 months of naked partisanship on Capitol Hill, on cable TV and in the blogosphere, the word of the year for 2006 is ... "truthiness."
The word -- if one can call it that -- best summed up 2006, according to an online survey by dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster.

 "Truthiness" was credited to Comedy Central satirist Stephen Colbert, who defined it as "truth that comes from the gut, not books."

  "We're at a point where what constitutes truth is a question on a lot of people's minds, and truth has become up for grabs," said Merriam-Webster president John Morse. "'Truthiness' is a playful way for us to think about a very important issue."

  Other Top 10 finishers included "war," "insurgent," "sectarian" and "corruption." But "truthiness" won 5-to-1, Morse said.

  Colbert -- who once derided the folks at Springfield-based Merriam-Webster as the "word police" and a bunch of "wordinistas" -- was pleased.

 "Though I'm no fan of reference books and their fact-based agendas, I am a fan of anyone who chooses to honor me," he said in an e-mail to The Associated Press.

 "And what an honor," he said. "Truthiness now joins the lexicographical pantheon with words like 'squash,' 'merry,' 'crumpet,' 'the,' 'xylophone,' 'circuitous,' 'others' and others."
Colbert first uttered "truthiness" during an October 2005 broadcast of "The Colbert Report," his parody of combative, conservative talk shows.

[  I had the pleasure of meeting Kara Robinson, FBH front pack member, for the first time this week. The next day, Kara, who is very into music, sent this along to me:

 This is from a NY Times review of a new book about the iPod's impact on our culture. The review is titled "Playlist is character." I didn't think the whole review was worth sharing, but this seemed something you might like to share with Roy. Clearly this is written by someone with a graduate degree in humanities.

 "Playlist is character," he writes, echoing the idea, expressed in countless "I am my iPod" articles, that one's personality can be understood through - and is shaped by - the music one listens to. This is certainly true, as is Levy's identification of shuffle as the iPod's most significant feature. The "techna franca of the digital era," the shuffle mode forces constant recontextualization, a process that could be disorienting if it weren't so exciting.

  My response: As a fellow song compiler, I can see why you saw value in passing along these comments on the shuffle phenomenon. Creating a mix CD (I realized I had used the term "mix tape" a few times last night which is now kind of quaint but I think it shows where I'm coming from) is hardly just about finding the right songs; it is also about getting them in the right order. Certainly, the order helps define what songs are included in the mix and vice-versa.In that way, shuffle is somewhat of a false friend -- if your iPod changes your song order, doesn't it degrade your mix?Of course, that's exactly what a Virgo would say (because having spent hours agonizing over details that wouldn't even occur to anyone other than ourselves, we have already determined the perfect song order to fulfill our own devices, haven't we?). (Note: Kara is also a Virgo, like me.)

 On the flip side, shuffle is helping me expand my world -- stretching me to consider things beyond my preconceptions (even if shuffle is sporadic with its "good ideas"). I appreciate concepts that stretch me more and more as I get older.The next related subjects are: the de-evolution of album order (among the sub-topics, "How eliminating flipping over the record from side one to side two has screwed humanity up") and the near extinction of the album as an entity ("The 'Buy Song' button will surely kill musical culture someday").

 Then a mini-symposium on how a mix tape is to a mix CD as playing golf walking is to playing golf using a cart......but we need a much longer block of time to devote to those meaty, important issues. Until then, we just have to keep making those mixes, even if you don't need headphones any more.

[  The AFC has won 35 of 56 inter-conference games with 8 to go. This will mark the eleventh season that the AFC has won the season series. In 2004, the AFC set the record for 44 inter-conference victories. The AFC’s most productive teams have been NE and KC, both 4-0 against the other circuit. The NFC team that has fared best? Dallas with a 3-1 record.

[  That’s all well and good, but you want to know the most important stats: What are the best and worst teams versus the line? Five teams are tied with the league-best 9-4 record vs. the line: Chicago, New Orleans, Buffalo, Tennessee, and San Diego.

[  The worst teams to pick this year? Six teams have managed only 4 wins vs. the spread: Washington, Detroit, Carolina, Tampa Bay, Cleveland, and Denver.

[  A winning season and having a good record against the spread don’t necessarily go hand in hand and vice-versa. Remember, underdogs are 23 games over .500 this season.

[  It still may be my breakout season but, suddenly, Emma is 1 game behind me. Kim, Emma and I are all bunched up like the happy little family we are. Dyalan is tied with Emma and if he has any designs on joining the group, Emma sends a warning growl and a slap in the head to him.

[  Are we witnessing the birth of a superstar? Yes, Reggie Bush is making a splash over the past month. But consider this from Titans GM Floyd Reese, “We’ve had QBs who could win and QBs who could put up really good numbers. When you get both, you have Peyton Manning, Tom Brady: that type of QB. It looks like Vince Young will have a chance to be one of those guys.”

[  I don’t really want to discuss last Sunday’s Dallas/New Orleans game but I will say The Saints definitely have the talent to win it all this season. Would that be freakishly amazing, or what? Yes, Saints Coach Sean Payton showed his ex-mentor Bill Parcells a thing or two this week, but let’s see who makes the better adjustments in the next matchup, if there is one.

[  Can Giants fans be happy with this year’s team? I know there’s a lot of pressure to win in NY and I know their coach’s middle name is Adolph, but they are asking a lot of a young QB and the veterans don’t seem to be helping keep an even keel going. Seems like a lot of punk behavior. They seem to be “Bawlin’” much more than “Ballin’”.

[  Ralph reports the difference in the total paid to Texas Bowl teams is $750k as opposed to $17 million for the Orange Bowl. Ouch. I guess Louisville needs it more…better for the conference. Also good for the Big East is Coach Rodriguez is staying at West Virginia, turning down Bear Bryant’s old job at Alabama. Wow…


Lamar Hunt
1932-2006


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Until next time, from the love-beaded FBH headquarters,
and from the cozy confines of Ralphworld Central,
it's little kisses, little kisses, and ciao ciao! -- Buntman & Ralph
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