Comments
1998

We have found during last season, and now again so far thru the '98 season, that we get a lot of great comments in the 'comment box' on the Picks page. We thought it best to share all this wittiness with the rest of the group. So until Ralph comes up with a better way to do this, he's just going to post the comments we get, in the order we get them, here.

Week Seventeen:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 12/23/98
Time: 2:13:28 AM
OK RICKYRALPH,,,,THE BRONCOS ARE THE AFC WEST DIVISION CHAMPIONS,,,SO BUDDY WHY AREN'T THERE ANY NICE LITTLE COMMENTS UNDER THE BRONCOS NAME,,,,HUH!!!!!!,,,AREN'T WE AHEAD OF YOU IN THE STANDINGS,,,,,,HUH,,,HUH,,,HUH,,,,,,???,,,,BRONCOS STILL RULE!!!!

Name: Jeff Vanek
Date: 12/24/98
Time: 10:28:53 AM
So long, good bye, until next season, with a teardrop in my eye.

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 12/25/98
Time: 2:35:31 AM
During last weeks monday night game it was 90 degrees colder here than it was in miami. I hope they come here in the playoffs.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 12/27/98
Time: 9:29:44 AM
Peace on Mars, Goodwill towards men.

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 12/27/98
Time: 9:49:27 AM
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh. We're late, must go!!!!!

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 12/27/98
Time: 9:53:37 AM
Jets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Week Sixteen:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 12/15/98
Time: 9:49:00 PM
ok,,,i hope everybody got plenty drunk on that last round of drinks,,,,now the pressure is off our shoulders and we can continue to win,,,,,B R O N C O S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ,,,,,,also thanks to all those who sent me e-mail on our loss. i laughted out loud!,,, i am going to wear my BRONCO & DOLPHIN jerseys on monday!!! TA TA for now!

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 12/17/98
Time: 3:33:35 PM
HOW BOUT THOSE MIGHTY GIANTS!!!!!!!

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 12/18/98
Time: 3:00:20 AM
speaking of 'fickle bitches'...i suppose rickyralph is pulling for the broncos this week...go figure...

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 12/18/98
Time: 3:56:34 PM
Pick early, and pick often. Company non-denominational Holiday party tonight. I love when the company buys you a beer. After a few, we'll be singing such great classics as, "I'll be home for non-denominational day," and "I'll have a blue, non-denominational day without you." Happy Holidays to all - even the pagans.

Name: Dick Vanek
Date: 12/20/98
Time: 10:58:12 AM
Go Jets AFC East Champs. My Cowboys are looking for enough healthy bodies to get to the playoffs.

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 12/20/98
Time: 11:18:55 AM
AFC EAST CHAMPS!!! I never thought the day would come. Jet games in January? It can't be happening! But it is! Yipppeee! I see only Denver as a challenge, and they've proven they can be beat. And the Jets are the only team in the AFC with a real chance to do it too. Jets have won huge games on the road all year, especially the last two in Miami and Buffalo, and are 8 - 1 against teams with winning records. Who else can say that?
J - E - T - S Jets Jets JETS!!!

Name: Bob Schwade
Date: 12/20/98
Time: 12:29:00 PM
I was 10-3 guessing Mr. Schwade's picks - Bob Shupp

Name: Jeff Vanek
Date: 12/20/98
Time: 12:45:09 PM
happy happy christmas, merriest of new years

Week Fifteen:

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 12/10/98
Time: 4:57:44 PM
he......could......go......all......the........WAY!

broncos...dont see it happening...id put Yogi Brunell against elway or that pittsburgh has been anyday.... redskins suck...wont argue that;)

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 12/11/98
Time: 2:35:36 AM
OK,,,,AT 13-0, I AM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO BRAG ABOUT BECAUSE IF THERE IS A RECORD TO BE BROKEN, YA ALL KNOW THE BRONCOS WILL BREAK ANOTHER ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.......OR MORE....,,,ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS FOR THE HOUSE,,,,,,,TO BAD I CAN'T WEAR MY MARINO JERSEY THIS YEAR!!!!!(RICKY)

Name: Yogi Yeager
Date: 12/13/98
Time: 11:32:31 AM
Here we go.............

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 12/13/98
Time: 12:17:15 PM
I'm glad to be back in my familiar surroundings - the basement. Thanks to Angelo for keeping the place tidy for me. I like the new furniture. We need to get a pool table down here. Angelo - thanks for not disturbing my hidden collection of Penthouses. Whoops - I see you did disturb them. What's with these Philadelphia Eagles posters?

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 12/13/98
Time: 12:18:32 PM
While it usually seems that I pick these games out of my ass, this week I picked them out of a hat. GO JETS!!

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 12/13/98
Time: 12:24:20 PM
Palm trees, surf, sand, and Jet football. These are a few of my favorite things.

Week Fourteen:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 12/4/98
Time: 12:24:51 AM
WALKING TALL WITH OUR HEADS HELD 1 MILE HIGH,,,,,THERE ARE NONE BETTER THAN THE BRONCOS!!!!!!!,,,4TH IN NFL HISTORY,,,,SO MANY RECORDS STILL TO BREAK,,,,DRINKS ALL AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 12/5/98
Time: 5:31:45 PM
That's right.....Dr. Love had to 'go down' ...in the standings for a couple weeks...but will be getting 'it back up' again this week......

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 12/6/98
Time: 8:50:01 AM
Hello. My name is Bob.

Name: Doug Manuel
Date: 12/6/98
Time: 10:56:13 AM
Tough week to pick

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 12/6/98
Time: 11:32:28 AM
When I try to pick the winners, I go 7 - 8. When I try to pick losers, I go 7 - 8. I really suck. Go Jets!!

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 12/7/98
Time: 2:12:37 PM
I know you accept my picks late, not because we're close, trusting friends, but because in the history of the world, I rank second in bad picking - just behind Julius Caesar.

Week Thirteen:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 11/25/98
Time: 9:09:20 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT !!! ----- BRONCOS ----- NUMERO UNO !!!!!!--------- this is for banky----how's your redskins doing,,,can't say to much about the jags because they are ok,,,but, are either of them 11-0.......booooo yaaaaaa!!!!!!

Name: Dick Vanek
Date: 11/25/98
Time: 11:47:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all. May your holiday be filled with family, friends and fun.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 11/26/98
Time: 12:48:21 AM
I hate going 0-2 on Thanksgiving.

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 11/28/98
Time: 3:13:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you at FBH. I do appreciate all the work that goes into this, and look forward to the newsletter every week. Many congrats to Roy and Kim on continued wedded bliss. I can relate to Roy's dissertation on self-discovery -- I am also on that road, and while somewhat painful, it's been worth the ride.

Name: Doug Manuel
Date: 11/29/98
Time: 7:30:27 AM
Actually after reading the whole page and learning of the whole "guess the color scheme" game, My first thought was of good old Cranford High and that nasty rubber floor. I must admit volley ball didn't come to mind though.

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 11/29/98
Time: 9:15:23 AM
I'll be on the field today........... SUCKERS!

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 11/29/98
Time: 9:49:59 AM
For all my many fans, 1045 pounds, 6 times. Thank you very much!

Name: Dick Vanek
Date: 11/29/98
Time: 11:44:45 AM
I'm off to a bad start going 0 for 2 on turkyday. Looking for a big come back sunday. After my smart remarks about the Jets last week I did pick them (and lost) and I have picked them again today.

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 11/29/98
Time: 12:24:40 PM
Thank God for global warming!! It's late November and I went for a motorcycle ride yesterday (and I really should be back in school). Now, it's not like I live in the Great White North (a.k.a. Jesse Ventura land), but 70 degrees in late November is amazing even in Virginia. Bob Schztuppf must be wearing shorts at the J-E-T-S game today!!

Week Twelve:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 11/18/98
Time: 11:48:32 PM
TALENT IS WHAT THE BRONCOS HAVE,,,IT SHOWS WHEN ONE GETS HURT AND ANOTHER COMES IN AND SHOWS THE OTHER TEAM WHAT WE CAN DO !!!......AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS !!!.......BRONCOS RULE!!!!!

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 11/19/98
Time: 7:51:24 PM
maybe i'm a little slow, but why does it say 'please chose name' instead of 'please choose name'?..is it because we were supposed to have picked all the games sometime in the past? or is it that the asscommish is just a f%#@$! moron?

Name: Kim Bunting
Date: 11/19/98
Time: 11:51:13 PM
Hi everybody! Thanks for the birthday wishes. I had a great birthday weekend, including Benedict's breakfast in bed! (You thought it couldn't be done...ha! Roy Bunting makes things happen.)

Name: Bob Schwade
Date: 11/21/98
Time: 5:03:04 PM
Bob Schwade says, "No comment."

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 11/22/98
Time: 10:21:38 AM
When first place is so very far away, it's time to take some solace in the comfort of last place. Look out Ang! Here I come! As Bob Shupp once said, "It's cooler in the basement."

Name: Dick Vanek
Date: 11/22/98
Time: 11:34:38 AM
Everyone talks about the cowboys schedule and how weak it is the cowboys are now playing the schecule the 49's and Packers have played for the last 10 years. Have the jets ever played a first place schedule????

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 11/22/98
Time: 12:03:37 PM
Coffee, Sportscenter, sunshine, 25 degrees outside, hungover . . . must be a fall Sunday. Trivia question for the year 2002, "What did NBA used to stand for?"

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 11/22/98
Time: 12:16:06 PM
Ellen forgot what her comment was.

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 11/22/98
Time: 12:20:47 PM
Counter question, "Who invented the pass pocket?" Frankly, who gives a f**k what his name was? A Weeb by any other name is still a Weeb. For all leg press fans, set of six, ankles parallel to floor, one-thousand-forty-five pounds. Try it and watch your nuts pop, homos.

Week Eleven:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 11/14/98
Time: 7:36:26 PM
BUBBY,,,,BUBBY HE'S OUR MAN,,,LET'S GIVE BUBBY A G R E A T....B I G ... H A N D........ BRONCOS,,,,,,,,,,,BRONCOS,,,,,,,,,,BRONCOS.........BOOOOOOOO---YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Name: Jeff Vanek
Date: 11/14/98
Time: 9:32:00 PM
I'm a free falling, I'm a free falling, and I don't think I can get up!! Help me, oh will someone please help me!!

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 11/14/98
Time: 11:41:56 PM
BAH !

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 11/15/98
Time: 10:30:34 AM
These picks, and many like them, best viewed with a beer.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 11/15/98
Time: 11:28:20 AM
Happy Birthday to Kim. Love Bob and Mellenhead.

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 11/15/98
Time: 11:33:42 AM
Love to all -- very busy today -- more later. Patty and girls.

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 11/15/98
Time: 5:59:17 PM
This weeks picks might suck the shit of a pig. Never, ever listen to a Schwade or Bob Shupp give their predictions. It screws you all up. Dave is still a phony.

Week Ten:

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 11/3/98
Time: 5:17:09 PM
this is starting to require too much brain power....dont think i can handle it

Broncos will not go to the super bowl.

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 11/5/98
Time: 3:20:20 AM
Damn Bob, were you really once a contender for the FBH championship?......impressive.....

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 5:27:29 AM
Well this has got to be my week, I celebrated my ??th Bday saturday so this has got to be the NFLs present to me. GO MY PICKS !!!

Name: Jeff Vanek
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 8:10:54 AM
I had a joyous new experienece yesterday. I decided to visit a family memeber at game time of the Michigan/Penn State game. I was one of 111,000 people in the area. Don't ever visit Ann Arbor around game time of a home game.

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 8:14:10 AM
Any coincidence that FBH Home page is Green and White, in honor of the MIGHTY MICHIGAN STATE SPARTAN upset of Ohio State? Makes you proud to be a Spartan, right Audrey and Dick? Tried Todd Meyer's challenge -- came up w/7 Minn QBs -- a sorry record since I have lived in Minn for over 9 years! First light dusting of snow this am in the Twin Cities,but we are ready. All is well here w/me and girls. Love the cd reviews and the photo contests. Love to all, Patty

Name: Yogi Yeager
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 10:23:11 AM
These picks suck, though I do predict a perfect record.

Name: Angelo Forgione
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 10:41:59 AM
Finally back on-line!! What's up with those scarlett knights? Hoot Hoot!!

Name: Dick Vanek
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 11:39:53 AM
Hard to believe I have picked the Jets for the forth week in a row thats what watching Roys NFL Ticket every week with Roy and Ralph will do to a person.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 11:54:33 AM
Hedging my bet with Buffalo. Jets by 3!!!!!!!

J E T S JETS JETS JETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 12:00:35 PM
Skin the Flutie!! Go Jets!!

And in the Guess Bob Schwade's Picks challenge, I went 13 - 2 this week!

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 11/8/98
Time: 1:42:52 PM
Viking QB's: Gary Cuazzo, Bob Lee, Fran Tarkington, Warner Moon, Richie Cunningham, Brad Johnston, Norm Snead, Joe Krapp, Tommy Kramer, Rich Cannon, Bob Berry, Wade Wilson, Steve Dils, Steve Bono, Ron Vander Kellen(?)... that's 15, and I didn't look it up. I LAUGH at your challenge!! Do Not DARE challenge me again! Just because I can't pick games, doesn't mean I don't know football better than my own rectum. I refer you to Bob Shupp and the famous Mike Stromberg incident (#68 back-up to Al Atkinson and - like Joe Klecko - played at Temple).

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 11/9/98 (Monday)
Time: 1:27:01 PM
Ralph, I might never not have put in my picks later than this. (Computer trouble yesterday; I left my picks on Roy's machine.) Thanks to everyone who voted for me. Now it's on to Washington and another victory!!

Week Nine:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 10/28/98
Time: 7:50:57 PM
WE ARE THE BRONCOS,,,THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BRONCOS,,,EVERYWHERE WE GO, PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW--- WHO WE ARE,,,SO WE TELL THEM!!!!!!!! B R O N C O S R U L E DUDE !!! SO MANY RECORDS BROKEN,,,SO MANY MORE TO BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 10/30/98
Time: 3:16:37 PM
Roy, the Avalanche fans are still here....but all the iceholes are still in little 'D'(Dallas).

Name: Todd Meyer
Date: 10/31/98
Time: 6:17:00 PM
Making my picks from Fergus Falls home of 12,000 Johnsons, OLsons, Petersons Nilsons, Swensons, Larsons. By the way it's Brad Johnson not Rob!! Happy Halloween

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 6:53:39 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 7:29:37 AM
Love the Halloween edition. Liked the Happy Days gang best. Football life is good here in Viking Land. My loyalties will be severely tested on Thanksgiving, when the Pokes host those Vikes. Big QB controversy --Brad Johnson should be healed by now,but you never hear about his recovery . . . Hmmm. . . what a dilemma for Denny??? My Packerbacker will be watching the Niners game with great interest. Finally, thought Dr. Benton should assume the John Shaft personna more often. Right on is right! Long live Shaft!

Name: Yogi Yeager
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 9:32:49 AM
THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Kelly Howell
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 10:39:35 AM
Sorry about the brain fart on my first attempt. This time I actually made my picks before hitting return. Go Aggies!!

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 11:11:51 AM
Bedsore rallies the Patriots, trying to make up for the past two weeks of poop-sniffing.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 12:06:08 PM
Damn! Will I ever climb above .500? Once upon a time, I contended for the FBH tittle

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 12:23:20 PM
Great work on the Halloween edition. I look stunning; that color on Steve though . . . maybe you could have chosen a little better.

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 11/1/98
Time: 12:31:17 PM
Eat my brain, you filthy whores..... Dallas in a romp. Pete Rodney? You gotta be kiding!

Week Eight:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 10/22/98
Time: 8:28:41 PM
BRONCOS****RULE****YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 10/23/98
Time: 1:42:38 PM
im slowly going down hill...i feel a perfect week in me....i just wish it would come out.

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 10/25/98
Time: 7:59:18 AM
HAHAHAHAHA....SHUTUP....DAMN PENGUIN!

Name: Dawn Ruble
Date: 10/25/98
Time: 12:16:16 PM
Heather and Jessi helped me pick this week! Hopefully their psychic connection is stonger thann mine has been.

Week Seven:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 10/14/98
Time: 9:24:03 PM
******BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS***
BRONCOS***BRONCOS****** DENVER***DENVER***DENVER***DENVER***DENVER***DENVER ***DENVER***DENVER***DENVER*****YEAH!***YEAH!***YEAH!***YEAH!***YEAH!***YEAH!***YEAH!** YEAH!***YEAH!***YEAH!**** *****BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS*** BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS***BRONCOS*****Suck

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 10/16/98
Time: 9:45:50 AM
God bless those lions....for helpin out tha lazy people of tha world :)

Name: Jeff Vanek
Date: 10/16/98
Time: 12:46:03 PM
After last nights' amazing Lions victory!!!! I have become a die hard Lions rooter; for now.

Name: Roy Bunting
Date: 10/17/98
Time: 11:30:52 AM
Putting the picks on line as a precaution. Already 0-1, and hoping for a turnaround.

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 10/18/98
Time: 1:17:14 AM
WOOOOHOOOO...Here we go again..what an amazing week to try and pick...here goes...
@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!GO COWBOYS!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@

Name: Tom Schwade
Date: 10/18/98
Time: 11:11:55 AM
Not easy to type with this paper bag on my head.

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 10/18/98
Time: 12:03:48 PM
I'm flipping a coin, to make my picks, and stop my lousy 50% streak... where I will go... ooo ooo ooo ahh ahh...

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 10/18/98
Time: 12:12:30 PM
Is it too late to change my pick from Thursday? Is it too late to change my picks from week 1??

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 10/18/98
Time: 12:15:10 PM
Step off...... Ass!

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 10/18/98
Time: 12:20:53 PM
[Bob writing for Steve] Steve is very dissapointed in the play of Ryan Leafblower.

Week Six:

Name: Kim Bunting
Date: 10/5/98
Time: 11:44:13 PM
Ok, so I picked last weeks games. Well I was only part way through before I realized it. You'd think there'd be an easier way to cheat. --- Kimba

Name: Kim Bunting
Date: 10/5/98
Time: 11:58:48 PM
Hi FBH people. Just think...I don't only get LBFBHHQ when I check in at the lovely FBH web site... I get it everyday! All day! Non-stop! :) :( ? With two tv's on sunday's! :) :( ?
FBH Secrets - $5

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 10/7/98
Time: 8:44:14 PM
go jets...skins suck.....how bout those Viks....

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 10/9/98
Time: 3:32:57 AM
Well this is a half-hearted attempt at picking this week due to the loss of friends and employment from excel but life goes on and football is after all the only reason to get out of bed on a sunday afternoon...Peace

!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@GO COWBOYS@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 10/10/98
Time: 12:12:13 AM
[Webmaster's note: Due to the size of the posted message, it could not be shown here. But trust me when I tell you, it had something to do with the Broncos and how great they are.]

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 10/10/98
Time: 4:02:43 PM
for the record, i predict a tie in the pittsburgh/cinci game. but for the sake of this pool, i will go with cinci.

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 10/10/98
Time: 8:31:45 PM
Too bad so many people had a lot riding on the Pack. After having been to the hallowed ground of Lambeau, it's not so hallowed after all. I was thinking fondly of Todd Meyer during the game--I'm sure he truly appreciated it. Todd, fyi, the Pack is at the Dome on 11/22. We thoroughly enjoyed it. What is with the Boys? Should prove to be an interesting game on T-Day. All is well here with girls, me and the kitties. Love and little kisses to you all. PSnider

Name: Doug Manuel
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 9:26:40 AM
I'm sure you will all notice that John-Never pick Atlanta-Kardel has done just that.

Name: Tom Schwade
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 10:20:34 AM
TRIED IT WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 11:37:32 AM
I actually flipped a coin for some of my picks this week. If it works, I'll flip a coin for every pick next week. Certainly can't do much worse than 50-50, which is as good as I do on my own.

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 11:41:21 AM
[Bob writing for Steve] Dr X has been sued for malpractice because of his performance the past two weeks. Confident as ever, he expects an undefeated week, and gave me a 5 minute explanation of each pick. He's picking NO over SF primarily on the advice of Tom Deterrs, who points out the Saints strong Offensive Linebacking corps.

Name: Bob Schwade
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 11:52:10 AM
[Shuppy writing for Papa Schwade] Bobby Schwade is determined, based on the fact that if Melonhead can do it, a man who sired 7 children and took on the Japs in WW2 as well as paying off mobsters to have buildings built for Bristol Myers can as well.

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 11:52:23 AM
I thank all of you who voted for me as the source of your favorite smell, and to those of you who didn't vote for me, I'll be visiting your homes and places of work very soon.

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 12:01:44 PM
[Bob writing for Ellen] Ellen is worried about her mom, who is very upset with Tino Martinez, and her cat who is very upset with one of the squirrels on their backyard deck. Dave and Jimmy Johnson are phonies.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 10/11/98
Time: 12:11:18 PM
[Bob writing for himself] How could I go against my beloved Jets? Because it worked last week when I didn't pick'em. I'll have 2 TV's going to keep an eye on the Yanks Indians game. (Jets sound) I think the Jets will prevail on a John Hall dome-aided 58 yard FG.

Curtis ain't playing. In the 4th quarter, the green & white start to think about next Monday night, and the Rams come back to tie the game. Foley then gets them halfway downfield for the winning 58 yarder. Vermeil cries.

I need more coffee!!! Someone brew me some coffee!!!!

Week Five:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 9/30/98
Time: 11:10:55 PM
**********************B R O N C O S ****************R U L E !*****************
********************************A M A Z I N G !**********************************

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 10/3/98
Time: 12:59:43 PM
i refuse to lose another bronco game by picking against them. i have also picked the ravens, since they are not playing i figure this is the best chance they have at not losing. why can't i pick a tie? i would have picked all 12 ties last year and therefore would have won the pool.

Name: Matt Marcus
Date: 10/3/98
Time: 6:11:55 PM
Sheesh this seems like the toughest week to pick. To many favorites giving a bunch of points that are due for an upset. Oh well I geuss I'll just go with flow and see what happens.....GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!

Name: Bob Schwade
Date: 10/4/98
Time: 10:28:17 AM
[Dad called these in without comment, but I'm sure he would have said something like, "Good luck - losers."] - Dave

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 10/4/98
Time: 10:29:47 AM
Go JETS!! Crush the Prick! Squish the fish!!

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 10/4/98
Time: 11:34:11 AM
Love the dedication by AssCommish on the update -- you,sir, are a true icon. Commish said Linc was the coolest ("Solid") on Mod Squad. He was right. All is well, fall is here in the Great White North. California kitties are fully assimilated into the Snider household and wreak their havoc on the dog. Our big night is tomorrow,for the slugfest at Lambeau (which we toured this summer). Sara is HUGE Packer Backer, and wanted me to pony up $2k for tickets. Ah, to be 6 again. Laura is the girl after Todd Meyer's heart -- true Vikings fan. Off to do stuff, then watch the Boys at Jack Kent Cook -- not the same as it used to be, sadly. Which Vaneks are moving to Michigan, and where? Love to you all. Patty "FBH Lifer" Snider

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 10/4/98
Time: 11:36:50 AM
too much pressure, man!+

Name: Tom Schwade
Date: 10/4/98
Time: 11:45:23 AM
b n n,xc,ccx.x...zxX love Valerie

Name: Paul Kessler
Date: 10/4/98
Time: 12:00:13 PM
I'm feelin' kindof saucy this week. I have a feeling my lucks about to change. akuna matata. ciao, fellas..

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 10/5/98
Time: 10:04:54 AM
I defer to my last statement because I believe it answers that question.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 10/5/98
Time: 10:15:17 AM
Ralph, I'm putting in Bob's picks from yesterday. Bob's brewing the coffee. According to Bob these picks are both accurate and poor. Bob and I are riding our motorcycles west today to meet up with that rain from K.C. - Dave

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 10/5/98
Time: 10:23:36 AM
Melonhead, the only one amongst us to have the courage to pick against both New Jersey teams [not true] - and she wins both games. If she were putting in these picks, I'm sure she would say something like, "suckers!" - Dave

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 10/5/98
Time: 10:38:05 AM
CORRECTION: Melonhead had the courage to pick the Jets and pick against the Giants. (My BAC is still around 1.4 from the tailgate party after the game - 13B then the Grasshopper.) You guys must have been going nuts watching the Cowgirls massacre the Foreskins, and watching that other game.

Week Four:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 9/24/98
Time: 1:43:56 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B R O N C O S R U L E Y E A H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ************************** A W E S O M E B R O N C O S*********************** *************************** K I C K B U T T B R O N C O S********************** !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Jody Posey
Date: 9/24/98
Time: 11:47:57 AM
damn green bay...carmen picked pittsburgh..and im not pickin tha skins anymore

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 9/26/98
Time: 2:20:02 AM
broncos due for a letdown.

Name: Doug Manuel
Date: 9/26/98
Time: 6:40:28 PM
Even though the JETS are on a bye I am picking them anyway. Only when they realize they are not bye and realize they are full blown ass f***ing homo's like their fans, will I stop picking them

Name: John Kardel
Date: 9/26/98
Time: 6:46:14 PM
I revert back to my previous statement. I did not have sex with that woman. Nowhere in the definition of sex was a cigar mentioned and therefore I am well within my rights to say that.

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 3:17:39 AM
I update these pages in the 3 am hour, may as well make my picks at 3 am too. Finally, a week I can pick the Jets and not lose.

Name: Ellen Raimondo
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 10:23:03 AM
The Giants are the only team in the NFL that thinks it can win in this game without a QB. Going from Dave Brown to Danny Kannell is like going from sniffing shit to actually eating it with a spoon.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 10:27:14 AM
Mourn the Mets.

Name: Angelo Forgione
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 10:53:46 AM
How about those Mets!

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 11:21:35 AM
Hi from MN. Anxiously awaiting the arrival of 2 cats for the Snider girls ---long story -- adoption from Calif (friend is getting married out there and is allergic to cats). Very exciting. By the way, I personally thought Hutch was WAY cooler than Starsky --lots of Starsky lookalikes in the Detroit area, too. The Car was the coolest, though. Food for thought --who was coolest on Mod Squad -- Linc, Julie or Pete????? Have a good week -- Hi commish from Patty

Name: Bob Schwade
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 11:37:31 AM
Good luck to you bunch of losers. (I think he means it - Dave)

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 11:48:21 AM
It's a madhouse, a madhouse. A gorilla could pick better than me so far this year. Oh, I see several already are picking better than me. Wish I were riding a motorcycle in Alaska.

Name: Tom Schwade
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 11:57:35 AM
Happiest day of my life-making my picks online (see honey, I didn't waste $1,500).

Name: Paul Kessler
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 12:07:16 PM
Paul Rules.....

Name: Steve Ruble
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 12:22:04 PM
Steve has a huge hangover today. I'm wondering how this will affect his picking ability. 8^Dawn

Name: Steve Schwade
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 12:43:08 PM
Last week I sipped shit through a straw. This week I hope to spit it out - in your face, Ralph!!

Name: Jeff Vanek
Date: 9/27/98
Time: 1:29:57 PM
Carrollton, Dallas/FW thanks for the mammaries!!!!!!!!! See you in the spring, I will miss you all.

Week Three:

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 9/17/98
Time: 7:53:51 PM
Do you have to use the word 'submission'.... it bothers me that I get turned on by this web site.

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 9/17/98
Time: 8:36:42 PM
!!! B R O N C O S * * * A W E S O M E!!!!!! * * * T O T A L L Y * * *!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Ralph Shupp
Date: 9/19/98
Time: 12:47:36 PM
Picking these games on Saturday and NOT at 11:59am CDT on Sunday as I have the past two weeks. Shouldn't make any difference though. Will I ever see .500 again??

J- E - T- S , Jets Jets JETS !!

Name: John Kardel
Date: 9/20/98
Time: 12:15:50 AM
I have no comment at this time.
-- JPK Biohazard Breweries

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 9/20/98
Time: 8:05:20 AM
I'm so tired I fear my eyeballs will fall out of my skull. But, I'm going to the Jet game!! Bob Schtupfle will be on the sideline. Great day ahead. Hope I'm awake for it.

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 9/20/98
Time: 8:17:09 AM
I took SF this week, just in case they change their mind and decide that they are not bi. Thanks for allowing me to click on them. I'll be wearing a white T shirt, wearing my green Jet hat backwards while patrolling the sidelines today. Watch for me to break up a sideline pass from Peyton. Go Silly Jets!

Name: (Bob for...) Steve Schwade
Date: 9/20/98
Time: 8:24:43 AM
Stevie went with SF as well. (Dizzy blonde bitch factor)

Name: Steve Ruble
Date: 9/20/98
Time: 10:25:14 AM
Happy Birthday Roy!, Holy Birthday Adam!

Week Two:

Name: Sarah Esparza
Date: 9/10/98
Time: 10:22:31 PM
WE ARE THE BRONCOS,,,THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!

Name: Jeff Sternberg
Date: 9/11/98
Time: 1:12:33 AM
what's the deal with 'little boy'....is that an anatomic description of the ass commish?

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 9/13/98
Time: 1:17:50 AM
I will go undefeated.

Name: Dick Vanek
Date: 9/13/98
Time: 11:08:06 AM
I'm trying to decide which end of the standings I'm going for.

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 9/13/98
Time: 12:13:17 PM
What kind of fool would pick the Jets, giving 5.5 points to the Ravens who slaughtered them in preseason. ME, because preseason scores aren't worth diddly.

Week One:

Name: Bob Shupp
Date: 9/4/98
Hey! Picking from Trucolor today. I'll be at Steve Schwade's for the big game. Nice job on the page to kick off the season. Nice Ellen/Dave action shot. This year I will re-emerge as an above .500 non-loser!

Name: Patty Snider
Date: 9/5/98
Welcome to all. This week's guest prognosticators in the Snider household are Sara and Laura. We made the decisions in the Executive Committee style, with Mom as the final tiebreaker.
How are the kitties? Glad to hear you have a satellite dish so that by Sunday nights, your eyeballs are glued open. Don't know how I'll do this week --haven't followed the preseason much, but did take Sara and Laura to the Mighty Packerland last week. Toured the Hall of Fame and Lambeau Field -- quite a thrill!

Name: Doug Manuel
Date: 9/6/98
Time: 6:51:20 AM
I object to your use of green when listing the Jets. It is clearly not Jet green. Jet green is much closer to a forest green not the Kennybunkport green you have chosen. Please make an adjustment. Thanks.

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 9/6/98
Time: 11:40:17 AM
Hey, Bob, Steve, Dad, and I are at my folks' house in Lewes. Were picking via my new laptop. Steve says "Ravens." Bob says Hi. Dad says more coffee. Hootie's interviewing Dan. Homo. Life is great.

Name: Steve (Dr. X)
Date: 9/6/98
Time: 12:03:07 PM
When a man stands tall he points toward the center of the earth. If she loves you, it isn't really sick. McGwire is a cheater whose testicles aren't productive enough to do it without help. Finally, why does that fat f*** Hammerin' Hank Goldberg get to make picks on ESPN? Why not Dave?

Name: Dave Schwade
Date: 9/6/98
Time: 12:18:11 PM
Ralph, These are my Dad's picks. He's very upset that you didn't put his name in the pull-down list of names. In fact, he asked Mom if she could drive him to Dallas so he can punch you in the nose. Of course, then you'll watch football together. (Okay. So I f***ed up. Bob just found Dad's name in the pull-down list. Dad said he'll still visit just to watch football.) Steve says, "You can't have an Indian playing tackle." Strahan just got his first sack. Here's Dad. Go: "I wish you bad luck. I wish good luck to Steve, Dave, and what the hell's his name (Bob Shupp). But, more than that, I wish good luck to me."