Andy Halstead
AKA: AB, Whitey

Birthday: July 1 Home: Fairport, NY Yrs. in FBH: 15
e-mail: fullmetalab@netzero.net
Favorite NFL Team: Jets, Bills (seems sort of incongruous, doesn't it?)
Famous Quote: "I'm Lonnie, man!"

Football Happenings Record

YEAR WON LOST TIE PCT
*1988* 111 96 3 .536
1989 104 116 4 .473
1990 113 108 3 .511
1991 114 102 8 .528
1992 108 112 4 .491
*1993* 127 92 5 .580
1994 91 127 6 .417
1995 107 129 4 .453
1996 111 128 1 .464
1997 112 117 11 .489
1998 113 119 8 .487
1999 118 121 9 .494
2000 131 110 7 .544
2001 114 122 12 .483
2002 126 125 5 .502
TOTALS 1700 1724 90 .496

 Career Highlights:  Only two-time FBH Champion winning the league in 1988 and 1993... 1993 finish was 3rd highest by percentage in FBH history (.580)... Finished last in 1994 with second worst FBH season by winning percentage (.417) and fewest wins in a season (91). Won the Ken Brown Award for 25th Place in 2002.

Nauseating babble from the Commish:

 AB is rumored to be holding an elderly couple hostage in a farm house in upstate NY… AB has more cassette tapes than anyone else I know (all nicely catalogued, of course)… He has been videotaped spanking Lilli… Gambling career tragically cut short by freak "bet the rent money on quarters" blowout.