| Bob Schwade AKA: Mr. Suede |
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| Bob Schwade AKA: Mr. Suede |
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| Born: | Home: Delaware | Yrs. in FBH: 4 |
| Favorite Sons: Bob, John |
| Least Favorite Sons: Steve, Tom, Dave |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1995 | 110 | 126 | 4 | .466 |
| 1996 | 112 | 127 | 1 | .469 |
| 1997 | 119 | 110 | 11 | .520 |
| 1998 | 125 | 107 | 8 | .539 |
| TOTALS | 466 | 470 | 24 | .498 |
Bob "Mr." Schwade is the proud father of Tom and Steve Schwade and the not-so-proud father of Dave Schwade.
Nauseating babble from the Commish:
A retired engineer for Bristol Meyers, Mr. Schwade invented ‘lectric Shave’...One of five former US Navy men in FBH...Best known for fathering the wildly different, yet eerily the same, Schwade clan.