Dick Vanek
AKA: "Dick, Head of the Family"
(Hey, it beats Dudley)
Birthday: Now Classified per Audrey
(Sept. 8)
Home: Carrollton, TX
Yrs. in FBH: 15
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E-Mail: audrey.dick@gte.net |
Website: www.excelcdrom.com |
| Favorite NFL Team: the team of the 90's Dallas |
| Favorite
Quote: "It's not the size of the man in the fight that counts it's the size of the fight in the man." (Or maybe "go cowboys") |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1988 | 103 | 104 | 3 | .498 |
| 1989 | 100 | 120 | 4 | .455 |
| 1990 | 111 | 110 | 3 | .502 |
| 1991 | 113 | 103 | 8 | .523 |
| 1992 | 120 | 100 | 4 | .545 |
| 1993 | 100 | 119 | 5 | .457 |
| 1994 | 107 | 111 | 6 | .491 |
| 1995 | 113 | 123 | 4 | .479 |
| 1996 | 122 | 117 | 1 | .510 |
| 1997 | 114 | 115 | 11 | .498 |
| *1998* | 133 | 99 | 8 | .573 |
| 1999 | 127 | 112 | 9 | .531 |
| 2000 | 124 | 117 | 7 | .515 |
| 2001 | 112 | 124 | 12 | .475 |
| 2002 | 134 | 117 | 5 | .534 |
| TOTALS | 1733 | 1691 | 90 | .506 |
*1998 FBH Champion
Dick "Head of the Family" Vanek is just that... head of the Vanek clan.
Nauseating Babble from the Commish:
This is a man with deep, deep patience. This is a man who once supported both Kimba’s and Audrey’s shopping addictions. This is man who has flown Mach 1 and landed on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean. You want to see him get excited? Ask him about his "mister."
You can read all about his wife, Audrey on her own page. The long list of souls Dick could ultimately be financially (and otherwise) liable for includes: Lovely wife Audrey, Steve, Jeff, Mark, Kim, Roy, Ann, Andrew, Davey, Gram (AKA Mrs. Jerry), Kelly, Max (AKA Hathaway), Chelsea, Mookie, Jackie, Little Boy, Bud, Jasper, Muskie, Bea, and that greasy guy at the dance studio.