Kelly Howell
AKA: "Pie"

Born: 9/27/66 Home: Plano, TX
Email: kellypie@attbi.com		 Yrs. in FBH: 5

Preferred Taquito: Potato, Egg and Cheese
Favorite NFL Team: Cowboys
Alma Mater: Texas A&M

Favorite Quote:

My friend, Roy Bunting, once said
when asked what Dada could be compared to:

"The flapping of Angel's wings"

I share this love with him.

Kelly and Jame at the VFW

Once upon a time, dressing up in costumes
was encouraged for Standard Deviation gigs.
Concealed weapons, however, was not.
Kimba with
Terrell and baby Jayden

Football Happenings Record

YEAR WON LOST TIE PCT
1998 126 106 8 .543
1999 129 110 9 .540
2000 112 129 7 .465
2001 110 126 12 .466
2002 134 117 5 .534
TOTALS 611 588 41 .510

Nauseating Babble from the Commish:

 Kelly is one of FBH’s native Texans, having grown up in Alvin, TX (home of Nolan Ryan). Shoot, she even gradjeeated from Texas A&M Yoonyversitee.

 Kelly is fortunate to have a wonderful husband, Jame, and two exceptional children, Terrell and Jayden. She is also the Sister-in-Law of former FBH-er Steve "Chigger" Tallent.

 It has been my great pleasure to know Kelly over the past several years, meeting her at a memorable B-52’s concert. (I just learned that, apparently, she is the person who knows me the best.) Kelly receives high marks for entertaining. She remains friends with me despite the fact that I have done several unprintable things in her house, up to and including cursing in front of her mother. A truer and more reliable friend you could not have.

 Ten important things you should know about Kelly:

  1. She has a really boss pair of house slippers
  2. She makes an excellent Blonde Brownie
  3. She used to play fast-pitch softball (catcher no less)
  4. We still have the keg from her 30th birthday party in our garage
  5. She is one of the leading dada fans in the entire world (in fact, the mere mention of "Dim" could lead to spontaneous singing and dancing)
  6. She is one of those Star Trek geeks
  7. Getting the Christmas shopping done early is a top priority
  8. She is a beginning golfer (but then again so is Jame)
  9. She has a not-so-secret crush on Cal Ripken, Jr.
  10. Do not mess with her in darts, Songburst or dominoes (but don’t mention Pictionary if you know what’s good for you)