Mark Vanek
 AKA: Itchy Jelly, mmMMAARK!
Born: a few dozen years ago Home: America Yrs. in FBH: 7
Famous Quote: "Dude... I got dicked by witches!" Favorite NFL Team: Dallas

Football Happenings Record

YEAR WON LOST TIE PCT
1991 99 117 8 .458
1995 115 121 4 .487
1996 132 107 1 .552
1997 115 114 11 .502
1998 126 106 8 .543
1999 122 117 9 .510
2002 136 115 5 .542
TOTALS 846 797 46 .515

Nauseating babble from the Commish:

Mark has been 29 for the past eight years…Known for his photography…