Mickey Sternberg

Football Happenings Record

YEAR	WON	LOST	TIE	PCT
1997	106	123	11	.463
TOTALS	106	123	11	.463

Here's what Jeff, Mickey's dad, had to say when asked for some info...

"What can i tell ya about Mickey.... hmm.... despite my constant reminders not to talk to men in the Coors Field restrooms... Mickey in a recent conversation was told he looks like his hero (Andres Galarraga). Mickey is 13... and gets so many phone calls from chicks (including Amanda, who classifies as a full fledged 11 yr old stalker) that i am becoming suspicious that they are just using him to get to me... Mickey has 2 half-brothers... none of which I'm
responsible for... a 2 yr old (Marcus) and five yr old (Mario). They are the same size and Marcus has been known to whip up on big brother Mario... no joke.. future nfler here... Mickey's hero is none other than Bob Shupp... Yes Bob Shupp,who managed to wave to every female (ranging in age from 4 to 87) on a recent drive from Boulder to DIA [Denver Airport])... Mickey's nickname (approved by Mets fans everywhere) is Mookie..."