Mr.
Preston
AKA: FDRP
| Born: July 14 | Home: Roselle, NJ | Yrs. in FBH: 1 |
| Quote: "I ain't callin' you no King!" |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1995 | 114 | 122 | 4 | .483 |
| TOTALS | 114 | 122 | 4 | .483 |
Nauseating Babble From The AssCommish:
Oui! Mr. Preston is one of the many alter-egos of our beloved Commish. He won't let be known the formula by which Mr. Preston makes his picks, but he did finish one game ahead of Roy himself the season in which both participated.
The character of Mr. Preston was inspired by Roy and Bob's 9th grade French teacher. He is also known as FDRP (pronounced "fidderp"), an acronym for his full name, Franklin Delano Roosevelt Preston. He also taught Dute (AKA Fifi). He was best remembered and loved for his sassy style and refusal to let his students get the upper hand.