Patty Snider

| Born: 5/20/59 | Home: Lakeville, Minn. | Yrs. in FBH: 13 |
| E-Mail: fabpj@aol.com | Favorite NFL Team: Cowboys Alma Mater: Michigan State |
| Favorite Quote: "Courage faces fear and thereby masters it." -- Martin Luther King, Jr. |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1988 | 101 | 106 | 3 | .488 |
| 1989 | 103 | 117 | 4 | .468 |
| 1990 | 103 | 118 | 3 | .466 |
| 1991 | 109 | 107 | 8 | .505 |
| 1992 | 124 | 96 | 4 | .564 |
| 1993 | 106 | 113 | 5 | .484 |
| 1994 | 101 | 117 | 6 | .463 |
| 1995 | 100 | 136 | 4 | .424 |
| 1996 | 116 | 123 | 1 | .485 |
| 1997 | 110 | 119 | 11 | .480 |
| 1998 | 124 | 108 | 8 | .534 |
| 1999 | 126 | 113 | 9 | .527 |
| 2000 | 117 | 124 | 7 | .485 |
| TOTALS | 1440 | 1497 | 73 | .490 |
Nauseating babble from the Commish:
Patty is one of our longest running FBH veterans, having joined the league in 1988. The Fab PJ (I dont know who came up with that, but it fits) is about to graduate from Soccer Mom to chaperone, as daughters Laura (age 12) and Sara (age 8, going on 38) continue to progress and flourish. Patty has passed the LBFBHHQ in cat clowder size, now up to three (sorry little kittens, I dont know your names!). Patty has passed 10 years as an HR manager for Jostens (the class ring people), so let her know if you need a reprint of an old yearbook. Patty has been to see World Party, was instrumental in aiding and abetting our (Kims and my) tracking of the spirit guide Karl Wallinger, and also knows the secret to where our group pictures are, but she doesnt tell me. Just know this about Patty; shes smart, sweet and a loyal friend, and she still knows God and Jesus on a first name basis.