Rich Brown
AKA: Richie, Uncle Phil, The Captain

| Born: Nov. 18 - Passed: 2001 | Home: Brooklyn, NY | Yrs. in FBH: 13 |
| Email: What are you kidding? I still have a rotary phone. |
Favorite NFL Team: The Jets |
| Famous Quote: " You, Out! " |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1989 | 103 | 117 | 4 | .468 |
| 1990 | 103 | 118 | 3 | .466 |
| 1991 | 100 | 116 | 8 | .463 |
| 1992 | 117 | 103 | 4 | .532 |
| 1993 | 109 | 110 | 5 | .498 |
| 1994 | 112 | 106 | 6 | .514 |
| 1995 | 106 | 130 | 4 | .449 |
| 1996 | 123 | 116 | 1 | .515 |
| 1997 | 99 | 130 | 11 | .432 |
| 1998 | 126 | 106 | 8 | .543 |
| 1999 | 123 | 116 | 9 | .515 |
| 2000 | 113 | 128 | 7 | .469 |
| 2001 | 108 | 128 | 12 | .458 |
| TOTALS | 1442 | 1524 | 83 | .482 |
Nauseating Babble from the Commish
Is one of the "Fabulous Brown Boys" (AKA the Schmengy brothers) who vie for the dubious "Nipplehead" award each season. (Rich has only worn the nipple once so far.)... Navy man, now the Captain of a small passenger liner in upstate NY... Most esteemed photographer in the group... Can spot Sherrill Milnes singing from several hundred yards... Former Jet season ticket holder (in the good old days).