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Steve Schwade AKA: Dr. X |
Like the band Oasis, Steve will sue anyone who places a photo of him on their website. |
| Born: of frustration | Home: Backwoods of Delaware |
Yrs. in FBH: 5 |
| Favorite NFL Team: Jets |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1994 | 110 | 108 | 6 | 505 |
| 1995 | 104 | 132 | 4 | .441 |
| 1996 | 120 | 119 | 1 | .502 |
| 1997 | 128 | 101 | 11 | .559 |
| 1998 | 113 | 119 | 8 | .487 |
| TOTALS | 575 | 579 | 30 | .498 |
Steve, alias Dr. X, has been a student of the NFL for more years than anyone can count. He knows more about football than anyone I know. So how does he explain his poor performance in the FBH ? Well he finally came thru in 1997 with a strong 2nd place showing, finishing only one game behind Champion Mellenhead Raimondo.
Nauseating babble from the Commish:
Steve is understandably proud of being in the 99th percentile for testosterone levels... Surveillance techniques have him poised to become owner of Rodale Press... Currently working on a soon-to-be bestseller on male/female relationships... Has a tape of (one-way) phone sex he had with Deborah Norville.