Todd Meyer
AKA: Occasionally we call him
'Hot Toddy' or 'Sugar Nipples'

  
Born: Dec. 20something Home: Garland, TX Yrs. in FBH: 8
E-Mail: tmcraemeyer@aol.com Favorite NFL Team: Vikings

Football Happenings Record

YEAR WON LOST TIE PCT
1993 102 117 5 .466
1994 96 122 6 .440
1995 108 128 4 .458
*1996* 137 102 1 .573
1997 120 109 11 .524
1998 127 105 8 .547
1999 133 106 9 .556
2000 111 130 7 .461
TOTALS 934 919 51 .504

*1996 Champion

Nauseating Babble from the Commish:

Todd is a recent entrant who had been consistently near the bottom of the standings until a great performance last season in which he won the championship. Once Todd lost his glasses on a business trip because he fell down the stairs. Former DJ spinning the top 40 polkas for the dairy farmers of Northern Minnesota. Likes Van Morrisson. Has become visibly moved at the sight of flossing. Go ahead, ask him for one of those picks.

Todd lives happily across from a 36-hole golf course with his wife, the Nordically beautiful Martha, and their children Katie "Will we ever see the ducks in the pond again, Papa?" and Andrew "Silly KooKoo" Meyer.