Tom Schwade
AKA: Tom Jones
| Born: 1/19/61 | Home: Glendale, CA | Yrs. in FBH: 6 |
| E-Mail: Schwademan@prodigy.net |
| Favorite NFL Team: Does he care that much? "Jets (I do care)" |
| Alma Mater: Tom's Room, Schwade House, Cranford N.J. |
| Favorite
Quotes: "He made a move, maybe it was this move." "Valerie, did you kick anyone's ass at daycare today?" |
Football Happenings Record
| YEAR | WON | LOST | TIE | PCT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1996 | 126 | 113 | 1 | .527 |
| 1997 | 117 | 112 | 11 | .511 |
| 1998 | 119 | 113 | 8 | .513 |
| 2000 | 122 | 119 | 7 | .506 |
| 2001 | 130 | 106 | 12 | .551 |
| 2002 | 128 | 123 | 5 | .510 |
| TOTALS | 742 | 686 | 44 | .520 |
Tom had a fine rookie season in '96, although he finished 11 games back of first. Tom became a parent for the first time this past winter. We wish him and his lovely wife and child all the best.
Nauseating babble from the Commish:
Four out of five gay men in Southern California prefer Tom... Bob had Ghandi, Tom had Churchill... Tom lives happily in CA with wife Patty, and daughters Patty and Valerie... College career tragically cut short by freak river embankment urination blowout.